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Mac tells them that is a "great opportunity" for Dee and Charlie to get into the Taft an, by extension, it's a great opportunity for the rest of them. He asks Charlie and Dee what their plans for the date are, and Charlie says they will "just be ourselves", which Dennis scoffs at.

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Dennis, Mac, and Frank are watching from outside. Dennis says that the fact that things seem to be going well doesn't make any sense: Can the guy not see Dee? Mac tells Dennis to not be too cynical: Dennis explains further: Frank agrees with Dennis. Dennis is worried about Charlie, because this will crush him, but not so much Lets park your car in my apts and fuck Dee, because she's been crushed like this before.

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Dennis plays tennis horribly, hardly impressing Ruby, who seems repulsed by Dennis, even after he "pops off" his shirt. Frank again tells Ans to not hit on Ruby. Inside, a very drunk Dee is dirty dancing or something for Trevor. Mac oversees this from outside. Just as Dee is Lets park your car in my apts and fuck to bang Trevor, Mac bursts in, leading Trevor to take a martial arts stand, which Mac also does. Dee asks Mac to leave, but they start sparring with each other when she tries to make him leave.

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Frank and Dennis remark that she is "sinking her hooks" into Charlie. Dennis gets a phone call, and he complains that an "insane person" keeps calling him. He says he'll answer it to see who it is. He doesn't recognize the name, but it turns Free fuck in Bellevue Washington that it's The Waitress. The Waitress' bike has been stolen, and she asks him if Charlie stole it.

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Charlie says that she's his girlfriend, and kisses Ruby, and they leave together. In his apartment, Spts and Mac are wrestling as Trevor tapes them.

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He then puts The Waitress on the phone, and The Waitress says that if Charlie can make what has been happening stop, she needs him, and she wants him back in her life. Charlie says he'll be right there. Ruby seems genuinely hurt by this, and tells Charlie that this wasn't a game, and she really likes him.

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